Falling asleep at 12:45am this morning, I set my alarm for 9am. For some reason, my body decided it only needed to sleep until 6am. Upon realizing I wouldn't be able to get back to sleep, I did what any normal college student does: Facebook. After retagging a ton of pictures that I untagged because a. I looked bad, b. I was drinking in them, or c. I just didn't like them, I decided to move on to my iTunes library. After adding a few gigs, Tan Man started chatting with me on Facebook and said he was going to Moscow.
He picked me up around 1pm. We headed to Ross, where we both tried to dress for less. He got three pairs of shorts and a shirt. I got nothing, because I can't even afford to buy clothes at Ross and I couldn't fit in one pair and the other was not attractive. Next was Hastings. Of course TM wanted to drive the 100 yards over there, but I made him walk, since it's summer and I like exercise. Neither of us got anything. I considered Vicky Cristina Barcelona, but again, I have no money. So, BWizzle gave him a call and we headed back to Pullman.
Once we got back to his place, BDub was already there. So, three of us, the three whitest people in the Palouse, decided to go lay in the sun in the park and tan a bit. Thankfully BW brought some sunscreen. TMan didn't put any on, since apparently he wants skin cancer. Thus we discussed skin cancer and life. Eventually I got hungry, having not eaten all day.
We headed to Adam's Mall. The trip was for smoothies, but I ended up getting a pita at Pita Pit. The guy gave us a free cookie even though it was after 4pm. He jokingly said he wanted a blow job in return. He was a redhead . . . But, anyway, we got the cookies and pitas and headed down to see BW. She got pop. Then, I figured we came for smoothies, so I got one: Kiwi Kic. Being a Kiwi, I naturally wanted to get something from the homeland. It was pretty good, but I don't know if Emerald City Smoothie is on par with Jamba Juice.
Upon dropping BW off, she was back at the door at Tan's. She guilt tripped me into going to a very non-traditional church. Being raised in the Episcopal church, non-traditional is just another word for awkward and different to me. I went and it was ok. It was still being with God and the sermon was fine for the most part. The audience laughed when the leader (mistakenly) said husband and guy, instead of husband and girl. That made me laugh. Even though the Episcopal church looks like a Catholic church, it's the most liberal, so it's odd that these non-traditional churches are the most conservative. There was a band and an overhead, two things I think should never be in a church.
But afterwards, the church had a barbecue in the park. Free food is the best food. We talked to this chick. I found a guy there who BW should go after. He was pretty cute, but his eyebrows were a bit bushy and if he's at church, he's likely straight anyway. There were some good looking girls though too.
Back at Tan Man's, we watched him play Dead Space. I discussed my idea for an experiment on whether babies could survive being thrown off a cliff. BW was not pleased. We discussed the resulting Zombie Apocalypse that will result from H5N1 (hopefully) as well. BW left and I left shortly after.
I'll leave you with this: Always know what your nearest weapon is for if the zombies are coming.
Edit: Oh almost forgot. Kait is meeting up with a guy she likes. I hope it works out. And, there is a guy I like, I'll call him the Ghost. I have only met him once, but he is really cute and pretty hot. He seems smart and nice. I figured he was straight as usual, but then his Facebook said Interested in Women AND Men. So, I hope it's the truth. I'm going to ask around first, but if he is bi, then I am going after him. Although, I did hear he is a total stoner, but things could be worse, right?
